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Snack Like a Savage: My New Favorite Carnivore Go-To + Why Salt Might Be Your Secret Weapon

Forget weak snacks and watered-down hydration tips—this issue breaks down the only bar you’ll ever need and why your electrolytes are holding you back.

Author

Jason Farris
March 27, 2025

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Let’s get something straight—if you’re grinding through your day on a carnivore or low-carb lifestyle 🥩, you need fuel that doesn’t flinch under pressure 💪. This week, I’m dropping a game-changer: the Carnivore Cake Pop Keto Brick 🍰. Sounds sweet, but it’s all meat, fat, and power-packed macros 💥. Plus, we’re diving into why your brain fog 🧠, mood swings 😤, and mid-workout cramps 🤕 probably have less to do with your diet and everything to do with your sodium game 🧂. Welcome to the issue that might just fix your snacks and your squat PR 🏋️‍♂️.

My New Favorite Go-To Snack: The Carnivore-Friendly Keto Brick

I’ve tried a lot of snacks over the years—protein bars, meat sticks, beef jerky, you name it. But nothing has checked all the boxes quite like the Carnivore Cake Pop Keto Brick.✅

MAIN COURSE

Stay Hard, Stay Hydrated:
Why Electrolytes Matter on the Carnivore Diet

You wanna be strong? You wanna have energy? You wanna think clearly, lift heavy, and not cramp up like a dehydrated raisin in the sun? On carnivore, you’ve already leveled up your nutrition. You’re eating real food. You’re eliminating the trash. But if you’re dragging ass, foggy-headed, or feeling like garbage in the gym... it’s probably not the meat. It's probably your fluid and electrolyte balance.

RIB-TICKLER

Why did the Carnivore break up with the vegan?

They said they needed more space... specifically in the fridge for ribeyes, not tofu.

CHEW ON THIS

Beef liver has more vitamin A per gram than carrots!

Yep — while carrots are often praised for eye health, just one ounce of beef liver blows carrots out of the water, delivering over 6,000 IU of vitamin A — in its most bioavailable form (retinol). Carrots give you beta-carotene, which your body has to convert… and most people don’t convert it efficiently.

So when someone tells you to eat your veggies for eye health… tell ’em you’ll stick with steak and liver. 😎

SAVORY BITES FOR CARNIVORES: RECIPES INSIDE

Carnivore Surf & Turf Skewers🔥

Because why pick between land and sea when you can dominate both?

the-carnivore.beehiiv.com/p/carnivore-surf-turf-skewers

Look, you can keep choking down plant-based bars and sipping water like a sad houseplant 🌱—or you can fuel up like a damn predator 🦁. The Carnivore Cake Pop Keto Brick is the real deal, and if you’re not salting your water like your gains depend on it... you’re leaving strength, clarity, and savage energy 💪 on the table. This lifestyle isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the few willing to chew through the noise, spit out the BS, and build a body that doesn’t break 💯. So eat big, salt heavy, and stay hard 🔥. Let the vegans have their tofu—we’ll take the tallow 🐄.

Yours… ,
Jason

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